So tonight J notices water dripping down from the attic access panel into the laundry room, and when I go up the whole damn thing is dripping like a thousand square feet of sieve. Water is dripping off the roofing nails, throught the joints between boards, wherever it damn pleases. I put a bunch of buckets and wastebaskets to catch the biggest leaks and spread some cardboard and 70s carpet from the previous owners to mitigate the rest.
And notice that the carpenter completely lied about the ventilation arrangements he supposedly made with respect to the dormer. Sometimes I think the best thing would be to have a terrible propane-related accident while we and our furniture are out of town.